Fergie in the morning. As soon as I get out of bed, she over takes the entire thing.
hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person